My future as a domestic Goddess.

Catalogue magazines. Usually the bane of a credit card holder's life. So my Great Aunt Dottie had this Lakeland catalogue, right? And I started flicking through... Imagining how much better my life would be with all the cooking implements and gadgets.

Bless my mothers cottons, right, she's actually ordered me a Tala Piping Bag Icing Kit. I shall be in utter bliss when it arrives in it's neat little packaging all wrapped up waiting to be undone and used to decorate my cupcakes, or a birthday cake for my friends.

So yahh. Once I've spent around 20 years collecting invaluable, inexpendable, beautiful kitchen utensils, vessels, and other such neccessesececscecsities /??spelling??/ I shall be like the next Delia Smith. Or Jane Asher. Or some other great cook. Srsly now. I will be the great wielder of spatulas; the magnificent bakeress; the one, the only, LADY OF THE LADLE!!1!1!!!

So, when my beautiful new cake decorator arrives, I shall endeavor to inform you of my achievements :'), photos and all!1!!!1!

Peace out,
keiramadeira xxx

If you don't like me, just effing TELL me.

So you're on MSN.
You've been online for a while.
And you're also on facey at the same time.
And on facey, you notice somebody you haven't spoken to for a while.
So you check to see if they're on MSN.
They are.
So you open a chat window.
You say hello.
They say hello.
You ask how they are.
Then a minute later they're offline.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Is it just me or does this leave you wondering whether they were on their way out already, or their laptop ran out of battery, or they had to go to bed, or if they just actually do not want to talk to you, and have BLOCKED YOU.

This has never happened to me before.

I feel like RAGE.
I feel like an angry dinosaur.
I feel like that one ugly puppy nobody wanted to adopt.
I feel like.. like.. writing on my blog about how inconsiderate and unfriendly and horrible humans can be. Like, for God's dear sake, at least say GOODBYE.

Rawr.

Peace out,
keiramadeira xxx

Seven Deadly Sins/ Capital Vices/ Cardinal Sins

I know jealousy is like a seven sin, but would we be human if we didn't feel those seven deadly sins?

What are they again? Jealousy (envy), Anger (wrath), Lust, Gluttony, Pride, Greed, and Sloth (laziness).

Soooo....

I've watched almost every season of Project Runway at least once or twice, sometimes three times. It's one of my favourite TV shows. I love the innovative designs, the bitching, the challenges, just the drama of it all!

I can't remember which season I'm watching right this second, but this episode they're at the MET in New York (I think...) looking at the Roman/Greek statue room (my heaven), the Temple of Dendur (my other heaven), and some other room with portraits etc. It's such a beautiful place, and I seriously want to travel around America and see all the wonderful things.

And get this right- the contestants get to choose whichever piece of art they like and design an outfit from it. So I'm, like, so jealoussss...

So even I feel Jealousy, and I know it's bad. But hey, I'm only human.

Anger/ Wrath.
Ch'yeah I get angry sometimes. With motherdear, sister, dog, friends, laptop, TV...
But EVERYONE gets angry.

Lust...
Okay so I've never really experienced this one... But I've seen enough TV and films to understand that everyone must feel it at some point in their life. I mean Carrie Bradshaw and her crewage of girlies never got slain by God for being... uh... active...

Gluttony.
Right. Over-Indulgence. So, really now, who hasn't sat down and eaten, like, a TONNE of junk food with their friends at a sleepover? Or just sat at the food table at a party and ate all night? It's natural to over eat sometimes. Instinct even. SURVIVAL. Filling your boots and what not.

Pride!!!1!1!!
Yeah. I don't know a single parent who doesn't feel pride over their children. Or an artist who isn't proud of their work. Or a child who isn't proud of it's achievments.

Greed...
Pursuit of wealth, status, and power. Okay, not the nicest of things, but where would Richard Branson be if he wasn't in pursuit of wealth? Where would David Cameron be if he wasn't in pursuit of power? And where the hell would all those little celebrities be if they weren't after their much needed status?

Finally, Sloth.
Laziness. Idleness. The devil makes work for idle thumbs...? How about when you're sick and don't feel like moving? Or if you're upset and don't want to do anything? Seriously, everyone has their lazy days. Everyone. We need them, tbh. Especially after fulfilling our Gluttony moments! Teehee ;P

Just gonna say this though: I'm not saying it's okay, or even ideal, to do/be any of these things, I'm saying that they must be natural. They must be okay. We are only human. Bad things are done, bad things happen, and you know what? Bad things are FORGOTTEN. People must feel anger, or greed, or one of the others, everyday.

So all the people out there who actually worry about these things- they don't need to.
In this day and age these things don't matter. They really don't.

Peace out,
keiramadeira xxx

Toe Fluff Characters

http://ilikecharacters.com/

I like this a lot.

Peace out,
keiramadeira xxx

I need freedom to cease my boredom.

FML. FFS. I need to be 18 so I'm, like, allowed to go places without 10 homing devices strapped to my face, 3 mobile phones which I must text on every 30 seconds and a week's supply of everything stuffed into my pockets. ALLOW CARING ABOUT ME.

Baaasiccallllyyy...

I was s'poseda be going to Sittingbourne (God only knows where that is!!1!) and my motherdear actually agreed to it, okay? Then today she was like NO BITCH!!1!1!!!1! YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T ACTUALLY LEAVE THE ACTUAL HOUSE!!11!!!1!!!!!!11!

Well not quite, but that's how I feel. So yahhh. I could literally chunder in her face. Now I've let my friends down and the ticket is wasted and I'm in a FOUL mood. (Not fowl, like chickens or something, although if I spend any more time with them I may become one.)

Third post today!!1! WIN.

Some other interesting factually factual facts about me'sen.

-I love watching new films.

-I have so many crushes on so many actors (why are they all so irreressisresistably //??spellingses??// handsome, smart, hot, or just downright lovely?/? LIST THEM LIST THEM: Hugh Jackman, Patrick Dempsey, Eric Dane, David Tennant, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Benedict Cumberbatch (Ikr, effing weird name... ), Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Rupert Grint, John Cusack, well the list could go on and on tbh.

-I'm passionate about drawing (I'm on Elfwood with my drawings of the Greek Gods)

-I'm passionate about Greek Mythology!!1! FO SHO <333 -I go to the library. A lawt. -I bike ride. Mebbe this is enough for one day, my laptop is soooo effing tired. Not enough energy because it's stopped eating since that GODDAMN iPAD ADVERT. "iPad is thin, iPad is beautiful" EFF OFF!! There's more to life than stickthinness and beauty you dumb media people. OFFENSIVE.

Peace out,
keiramadeira xxx

Feel Sick. AGAIN.

Right, so on Monday night, me and a bunch of friends went to this club thingie for some dubstep rave music or whatever. Right, then afterwards we went to a campout and had a bit to drink, yeah, and I was like EUUURRGH. I just chundered everywhaa outside the tent. EWWIE!!!1!1!1!! So yeah, when I got home I still felt sickie so I just wanted to go to bed but motherdear wouldn't let meeee. She's mean. But the next day I was fine, thank god!

Buuuuuuut today, three days later I just had some tortilla chips and hummus and some jus de pommes, and I feel sick. AGAIN. Why? Why!??//!?/ Why me? FS!

RANT OVER IT'S OKAY IT'S OKAY

Yeah so matey boy one of my bests came over today to meet my ickle babby chickens. They are so sweet. Well. Most of them. Yeeahh... There's one who just sits on your lap and falls asleep (BLESSSSS) and there's another who will literally just PECK at your HAND until you DIE.

YAH.

So now I'm bored.

Peeaaccceee............
keiramadeira xxx

Wow that first post was boring.

So. Second day of my awesomely boring new blog.....

I'll tell you a little bit more about myself. Right. Hmm... Home life as a starter? Yeah.

The Boring Home Life Of Keira Madeira:
-I live in a tiny boring house with my Mother and Sister.
-We have six chickens and one dog, and we're getting rabbits soon.
-We have a trampoline (Y).
-There's a russian doll sat on the shelf in my lounge.
-That was a totally boring fact.
-Umm... I watch TV sometimes.

YEAHH BABYYYYY. Boring (Y).

Okay.. I'd do some about my school life, but guess what!?
SCHOOL'S OVER!!1! Yesss WIN!!1!1!1!

Some personal info maybe?

Hmm... I read a lot. I'm a big reader. Currently I'm on the last book of a series by Trudi Canavan (awesomeeee). Priestess of the White, Last of the Wilds, Voice of the Gods. Good books I prom. I go to drama every thursday, goodtimes. I'm a member of Swindon Youth Forum, which btw I went to yesterday- was goodtimes, got my crew member t-shirt which is effing MASSIVE. Saw my good buds there, LOVE them <333.

More books I reccommend /??spelling??/

-The Hunger Games
-Wicked Lovely
-A Great and Terrible Beauty
-The Picture of Dorian Grey
-Eragon (Don't watch the effing film, please..)
-The Knife of Never Letting Go (and the subsequent series.)
-The Vesuvius Club
-Wolf Brother (And the rest of them too.)

There was another book I loved where the character played a kind of card game which sent them into a kinda parararalllelelel /??spell??/ world which was epic and I loved it. I'll remember the name of it one day, I'm sure.

So anyway, people are coming round today to meet my chickens. So yahh.

Peace out, don't get too bored. (Y)

AHAHAHAAA!!1!1!!!!111!!! The 7 year old by next door just said he shaved his ankle. Love it.

TARRAH xx

New Blog.

HEY!

Wow, just got this awesome new blog!! I'm so bored... This is just something to do. Yes life is boring, then you die...

Gotta go. Mum wants the laptop. Now I'll be UBER bored. GREAT ONE. She should get her laptop fixed.

Peace out.
keiramadeira. xx